"You can light these," I whispered to him. "I won't mind."

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verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

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Life goals

To have the guy I like randomly knock on my door and kiss me without saying anything

Hm

Hm

This is what happens if I’m left alone for two hours….

This is what happens if I’m left alone for two hours….

Wow if he was toilet paper he would be Ultra-Soft….

Wow if he was toilet paper he would be Ultra-Soft….

I wish I was toilet paper so I could touch your butt.

This is my favorite vine tbh.

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i’m not “cute” awkward.

i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.

(Source: cowsrwows)

officialwhitegirls:

*wakes up from coma*

mom: great now that you’re awake you can do those chores i asked you to do 

Yeah..

Same

Same

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dishai:

a small collection of somewhat disturbing, but otherwise entertaining posts

Um